Re: Corrupt A Wish!!

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:03 pm

Granted. The theater blows up with you inside it, RIGHT before the movie starts.

I wish for Star Wars: Battlefront III to be made.

by **cBm** Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:16 pm

Granted, but it is incredibly glitchy, to the point that everyone hates the game SO much, that no other Star Wars games are ever made again.

I wish for an awesome hat.

by **Leafz** Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:49 am

The awesome hat weighs 10 tonnes.

I wish for flying boots.

by **cBm** Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:16 am

Granted. You fly into the sun and die.

I wish for Iron boots.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:30 pm

Granted. They fall off a shelf, and land on your head, killing you.

I wish to have photographic memory.

by **cBm** Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:21 pm

Granted. But you lose the abiblity to talk.

I wish for JJ to realize how silly it would be to have Iron Boots on a shelf in the first place. Razz

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:50 pm

Granted. He now thinks that it'd be reasonable for them to run after you, and try to jump on your head with lethal force. Razz

I wish for the LZP rules to start making sense to me.

by **RAW Watchguard** Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:14 am

You go insane trying to understand them, and spend the rest of your life in Pyroland.

I wish I was a hamster, and not die of unnatural causes. Razz

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:34 am

Granted. You die of natural causes instantly. You're awfully old for a hamster you know. Razz

I wish for an amazing T rated RPG to be made for PC.

by **wedl** Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:21 pm

Granted. It becomes worse than Superman 64.

I wish for a huggable Fluttershy or Twilight Sparkle.

by **cBm** Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:10 am

Granted, they then come to life and eat you.

I wish for JJ to understand what exactly Iron Boots are. Razz

by **wedl** Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:06 pm

Granted. He steps on you to death.

I want to explode. Razz

by **cBm** Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:39 am

Granted. On the plus side, you explode. On the negative side, you explode. Razz

I wish to be better at KOTOR.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:15 pm

Granted. However, the disk gets totally destroyed and you can't find another copy.

I wish for affordable virtual reality.

by **cBm** Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:22 pm

YES! I have won this game! Razz

You gave me a corruption that has absolutely NO effect on me! Razz

I don't have KOTOR on a disk, I have it on Steam. Razz

Granted, but in your virtual reality you constantly die within the first few moments.

I wish to get past this one area in KOTOR I am stuck in.

by **wedl** Sun Jul 29, 2012 3:49 pm

Granted. The game is closed once you do so.

I wish I could believe I can fly.

by **The Man** Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:34 pm

Granted. But, you can only fly while wearing a metal suit in severe lightning storms.

I wish I had a Klondike Bar!

by **cBm** Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:03 am

Granted. But you drop it in the mud before you get to eat any of it.

I wish my sleep schedule was back on track.

by **The Man** Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:00 pm

Granted, but to do so, you must sleep on train tracks.

by **cBm** Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:09 pm

So... What do you wish for? Razz

by **RAW Watchguard** Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:40 pm

I wish for a BOX!

by **cBm** Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:13 pm

Granted, but all that is inside is some FOOD!

I wish for my headache to go away....

by **RAW Watchguard** Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:01 pm

Nom nom nom, om nom.

Granted, your headache goes away... and so does your head!

I wish I had my very own JAAAAAAA-RATE!

by **cBm** Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:39 pm

Granted, and since I don't know what that is, you get it without it begin corrupted. Congratulations.

I wish to be better at TF2.

by **The Man** Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:33 am

Granted, but the Valve servers go off... Forever.
The Jarate is a weapon the Sniper uses.

I wish I had Prince Albert in a can!

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