Re: Corrupt A Wish!!

by **cBm** Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:40 am

Granted. But he dies in there. Razz

I wish for some Spinach Soup.

by **The Man** Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:52 am

Nooooo!

Granted, but it's spinach soup. Razz

I wish I had a fish.

by **wedl** Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:48 pm

The fish turns out to be a piranha and clones itself, eating you whole.

I WISH I KNEW WHAT LOVE WAS.

by **The Man** Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:21 pm

Granted. But, love eludes you.

I wish I had a brand new laptop.

by **wedl** Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:50 pm

Granted. It explodes on contact. Razz

I wish that I was in space.

by **Leafz** Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:51 pm

There is no internet in space (and you'd probably die without a helmet Razz

)

I wish I was in a hidden mountain lair.

by **The Man** Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:54 am

Granted, but it is infested with angry Orcs!

I wish I was a rich gir- I mean boy. Razz

by **Leafz** Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:59 am

Everywhere you go for the rest of your life you must sing the Privileged Boy song (reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJVW-74vF-I at 2:36)

I wish I could explode the moon Razz

by **cBm** Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:23 am

Granted. However, you some how end up on the moon right before it is destroyed, and are destroyed along with it.

I wish for my back to stop hurting.

by **Private Pybun** Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:38 am

It stops, but the rest of your body starts hurting instead.

I wish I could get and listen to every song I want for free.

by **cBm** Thu Aug 02, 2012 9:43 am

Granted, but you can never watch any shows or movies ever again.

I wish for stuff. Razz

by **The Man** Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:43 pm

Granted, but you get all the bad stuff. Razz

I want, like, a million bucks dude!

by **cBm** Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:33 pm

Granted, but you get it stolen from you before you ever get to spend any of it.

I wish I could sleep better.

by **Private Pybun** Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:39 pm

Granted, but you will only sleep for a minute a day.

I wish I was famous.

by **cBm** Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:47 pm

Granted, but you are only famous and well known AFTER you die, so you never even know that you were famous. Razz

I wish I had more time.

by **Private Pybun** Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:51 pm

Granted, but in your free time you will be paralysed so you can't do anything with it.

I wish I could eat as much as I want without feeling stuffed!

by **The Man** Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:50 am

Granted, but you can only eat raw sheep wool.

I wish I felt like a million bucks!

by **cBm** Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:13 am

Granted. You turn into a million dollars, and get spent by various people over time. Razz

I wish I was not as sore.

by **ApplesApplesApples** Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:35 am

granted, you now cannot feel anything.

I wish I got a ticket to London 2012.

by **cBm** Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:48 am

Granted, but you lose it right after getting it, and don't get to use it.

I wish to be in better shape.

by **ApplesApplesApples** Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:59 am

granted, but you turn triangular.

I wish for money. A lot of money.

by **cBm** Sun Aug 05, 2012 2:26 am

Granted. Then you die before you get to spend any of it. Razz

I wish for more awesomeness, even though I already have a ton. Razz

by **ApplesApplesApples** Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:17 am

Granted, you get a millimeter of awesomeness. (more awesomeness, right?)

I wish for my country austria to finally get a medal in the Olympics.

by **cBm** Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:30 am

Granted. They get Aluminum. Razz

I wish for things to go good today.

by **wedl** Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:58 am

Granted. They go so well, you go into cardiac arrest for some reason. Razz

I wish I was INVINCIBLE! ...In Super Smash Brothers Brawl and Melee, that is.

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