Corrupt A Wish!!

Granted. They grow suddenly at a very rapid rate, then stretch out. ALWAYS completely being on top of you, and pretty much flattening you. However, they then implode at such a rate, that it creates a vacuum, and your brains boil out your ears.


I wish to never be dehydrated.

Granted. Now you are always hungry, to the point you feel like you are really starving.

I wish for non-rapidly growing, exploding, imploding, or black hole turning animals.

granted, but a great wall surrounds them so you can never acess one.

i wish for the MB mods to be nicer.

Granted. They are then fired for not being mean enough, and LEGO never hires new ones, so the LMBs are never updated again.

I wish for cBm to give it up, and accept the fate of his wishes.

Granted, then new people join who grant him better wishes... and you die.

I wish for a door to be put in the walls so i can get in.

Granted. However, that doesn't mean there's not a wall BEHIND it.

I wish for The Hobbit movie to smash the Avengers box office record.

Granted. But then everyone decides it is a horrible movie, and everyone ends up hating it.

I wish for a goat.

Granted. It smashes you into the path of an oncoming truck, which runs you over and kills you.

I wish to be in good physical condition.

Granted. But then your mental condition goes down, and eventually you go into a coma, and are basically a vegetable.

I wish to be brought back to life.

Granted. However, you are permanently a head in a jar.

I wish to be a starter on the varsity squad this fall.

Granted... 6 months later, you die of unknown causes.

I wish for you not to repeat the same corruption you did a while back.

Granted. I'll come up with nastier ones.

I wish for the national debt to be gone.

Granted. Now you owe all of that debt instead.

I wish to be in better shape.

Granted. You are now stuck inside a tiny but VERY nice looking shape.

I wish to be able to read faster.

Granted. But your legs are cut off in exchange.

I wish to have a girlfriend.

Granted. She turns out to be a sociopath, and murders you.

I wish to never need to do school.

Granted. You now go to prison for the rest fo your life.

I wish to have a girlfriend that wont kill me.

Your girlfriend is a SPY! Beep boop.

I wish I was a robot. Bleep bloop.

Granted. But you are replaced by a more advanced robot, and are then scrapped for parts.

I wish for a poptart.

That means I get to be a hat! Yipee!

You get a poptart, but IT'S NOT A POPTART!

I wish I could get that hat Valve promised.

Granted, but then you lose all of your other hats.

I wish for my back to stop hurting.

Your back stops hurting, instead it now floats, meaning you'll never touch the ground again and any hopes of winning the marathon is gone.

I wish for a more glorious revolution.

Granted. You must die in order for the revolution to succeed.

I wish that Little Ceaser's Pizza did not make me sick....

Granted. Now it kills you instantly.

I wish for T5 to COME OUT ALREADY!!!!

Granted. But you never get to use it... Because your now dead.

I wish for me to be able to go watch the new Spider-man movie.