Re: Corrupt A Wish!!

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:52 pm

Granted. You will now, however, be bored for all eternity. Enjoy.

I wish to have an intuitive knowledge as to how long it will take me to digest my food. (For sports, so I can know when I should eat)

by **ApplesApplesApples** Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:34 pm

wait, hes not there, how can he be bored? Razz

granted, however from now all the food takes so long to digest every time you know how long it takes you faint. Razz

I wish to be king of the world.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:52 pm

Granted. However, the Death Star blows it up.

I wish to have a good night's sleep and to be completely rested in the morning.

by **cBm** Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:48 pm

Granted. THen you never get to sleep ever again, and are constantly tired.

I wish to be able to not have to work all summer.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:50 pm

Granted. You are permanently, and completely, paralyzed for the rest of your life.

I wish for multiversal domination.

by **cBm** Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:55 pm

Granted, but you die 2 minutes after you achieve domination.

I wish to not be paralyzed.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:41 pm

Granted. Instead you are a head floating in a jar.

I wish to never be tired.

by **cBm** Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:45 pm

Granted, but your arms and legs are chopped off.

I wish to not be a head in a jar.

by **ApplesApplesApples** Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:05 am

granted, you are now a body in a jar except your head.

i wish to have auto replay on all youtube songs. like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow Razz

by **RAW Watchguard** Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:45 am

Granted, you discover the very super awesome looping technique called Youtuberepeat, but you suddenly die afterwards.

(No seriously, it works. Just add "repeat" next to "youtube" in the video URL. Razz

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I wish I was a floating head in a jar. Razz

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:54 pm

Granted. The jar is smashed.

I wish to be able to fly.

by **cBm** Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:16 pm

Granted. You fly into a jet engine, and die.

I wish for something yummy to eat.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:13 pm

Granted. Its poisonous. Lethally so.

I wish for my ankle to be healed.

by **cBm** Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:15 pm

Granted. In exchange, both your hands are chopped off.

I wish for an empty water bottle.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:17 pm

Granted. Nothing can ever be put inside of it though. LITERALLY nothing.

I wish for hyperdrive.

by **cBm** Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:41 pm

Granted. You never get to use it though.

I wish for a sandwich.

by **ApplesApplesApples** Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:27 pm

Flim, I KNEW about youtube repeat. Razz

Granted, however you enter Soviet Russia, and Sandvich eats YOU! Razz

I wish for it to be easier to break into the MBs HTML. Razz

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:04 pm

Granted. However, HTML doesn't work anymore.

I wish to not get out of shape.

by **cBm** Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:08 am

Granted. You are now permanently the shape of a triangle.

I wish for a puppy.

by **ApplesApplesApples** Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:34 am

granted, however it grows so fast it explodes. (talk about character control) Razz

I wish for HTML to work and be easier. Razz

by **cBm** Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:30 am

Granted, then your computer breaks so you cant ever use HTML.

I wish for a non-exploding puppy.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:32 am

Granted. It implodes, and turns into a black hole, sucking you inside.

I wish to be immune to headaches

by **cBm** Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:34 am

Granted. Then you get a deadly virus that kills you within 3 days.

I wish for a cat. Razz

by **ApplesApplesApples** Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:11 pm

granted, however it explodes. Razz

i wish for the mods to allow HTML.

by **cBm** Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:33 pm

Granted, then they ban everyone from the entire site.

I wish for non-exploding animals.

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