Re: Corrupt A Wish!!

by **cBm** Mon May 28, 2012 1:54 pm

Granted, it disappears... But so those your entire head.

I wish for the inside of my eyeball to stop itching.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Mon May 28, 2012 2:00 pm

Granted. Now your brain does.

I wish for cBm to just accept his fate. Razz

by **cBm** Mon May 28, 2012 2:52 pm

Granted, it turns out his fate is to rule the universe.

I wish for my brain to stop itching.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Mon May 28, 2012 2:57 pm

Granted. Your eyeball itches like crazy.

I wish to be immune to bad wishes. Razz

by **cBm** Mon May 28, 2012 3:03 pm

Granted... Then you die. Razz

I wish for my eyeball to stop itching.

by **RAW Watchguard** Mon May 28, 2012 3:50 pm

Granted, you lose your eyeball and become a grenade throwing pirate for life.

I wish I was a pirate.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Mon May 28, 2012 4:54 pm

Granted. You are captured and hung.

I wish for pirates to stop being romanticized.

by **ApplesApplesApples** Mon May 28, 2012 6:44 pm

granted. Then they kill you.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Mon May 28, 2012 7:40 pm

*Nudge* What's your wish?

by **ApplesApplesApples** Wed May 30, 2012 8:53 am

oops.

I wish i would be able to stop wasting time making up wishes. Razz

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Wed May 30, 2012 3:04 pm

Granted. You are now capable of not wasting time making up wishes... However, to do so, for a two hour period, you must watch four hours of chick flicks. BAD chick flicks.

I wish to be less paranoid.

by **ApplesApplesApples** Thu May 31, 2012 6:15 am

granted-Opposite day forever is announced.

I wish to have an explosion device.

by **RAW Watchguard** Thu May 31, 2012 7:25 am

Granted, the device itself explodes upon use and you need to give up being a pirate and spent the rest of your life in the kitchen.

I wish for a pie that won't threaten to stab me and, in fact, cannot speak.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Thu May 31, 2012 12:11 pm

Granted. It shoots you instead.

I wish to never need to have trouble coming up with wishes

by **ApplesApplesApples** Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:26 pm

granted. however then your brain becomes so full it explodes.

i wish i would never have trouble corrupting wishes.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:43 pm

Granted. However, now all the corrupted wishes happen to you.

I wish for my jaw to recover overnight.

by **ApplesApplesApples** Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:59 pm

granted, however, in the middle of the night you fall out of bed and it starts over again.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:07 pm

And your wish is? *Nudge nudge* Razz

by **ApplesApplesApples** Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:49 pm

gahhhh!!!

*I wish more people would roleplay in my topics.*

by **RAW Watchguard** Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:09 am

They spend their roleplaying time eating nothing but donuts.

I wish that my jaw wasn't acting weird at times as well. Razz

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:07 pm

Granted. Now its acting weird ALL the time. Razz

I wish to always be in peak condition, in all ways.

by **ApplesApplesApples** Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:26 pm

granted, however you get so sick from it you die...

i wish i could listen to music with bad language without my mum hearing.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:00 pm

Granted. You are thrown out of your house, and tossed onto the arctic to fend for yourself. All you are given is a CD that contains bad language and a CD player.

I wish to not be sleepy.

by **RAW Watchguard** Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:34 am

That'll teach him! Razz

Granted, you are asleep for 9999999 years.

I wish I didn't have a jaw. Razz

by **No One** Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:50 pm

Granted, but you will die ten seconds after you lose it.

I wish to not exist. Razz

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