Re: Corrupt A Wish!!

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:20 pm

Granted. They're in your lungs.

I wish for my cold or allergies to stop bothering me.

by **cBm** Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:40 pm

Granted. Instead,you get an unknown, incurable disease, that kills you in a week.

I wish to be a real Sith Lord. Razz

by **The Man** Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:59 am

Granted. But I become a real Jedi and strip you of your Force Powers and destroy your lightsaber. Payback. Razz

I wish Liverpool would beat West Brom.

by **cBm** Sat Aug 18, 2012 1:02 pm

Hey now, I don't remember destroying your saber.... Razz

Granted, but then they never win anything ever again.

I wish I had the 3ed book in the Darth bane trilogy.

by **The Man** Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:40 pm

Granted. But the book catches on fire and BURNS YOU ALIVE as soon as you read it. Razz

I wish that I could have a magic power to cure rheumatism.

by **cBm** Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:37 pm

Granted. But then you are frozen today.

I wish that school did not suck so bad.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:44 pm

Granted. It now is amazingly awesome... But you die the day from it's awesomeness.

I wish to be able to read faster.

by **The Man** Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:18 pm

Granted, but every single book turns into a turnip. Razz

by **RAW Watchguard** Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:59 pm

I wish I had an Australian mustache.

by **The Man** Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:01 am

Granted, but a ski mask is burned to your face for eternity.

I wish Mass Effect 2 had larger text.

by **RAW Watchguard** Wed Aug 22, 2012 8:13 am

New misc item for Pyro: The Ski Mask. Also comes with a hockey stick melee weapon. Razz

Granted, Mass Effect 2 has such huge text, you can't see what's going on.

I wish I knew how to design the before mentioned misc and weapon. Razz

by **The Man** Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:14 pm

Granted, but you cannot find any of the required material and nobody will trade with you.

I wish that I could play MvM.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:00 pm

Granted. You can now play a REALLY lame game called Mumps vs Measles. (It's a medical game.)

I wish for people on the LMBs to be smarter.

by **The Man** Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:28 am

Granted, but the Mods decide to only let spam through.

I wish people on the LMBs would stop second guessing my moves and admit inevitable defeat.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:32 pm

Granted. But then everyone refuses to fight you, out of sheer terror.

I wish to be faster.

by **The Man** Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:36 am

Yay! I win at the roleplays! Razz

Granted, but your legs fall off when you run fast.

I wish I could touch the sky. Razz

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:33 pm

Granted. You are shot out of a cannon into the sky. You touch it, but you die when you fall back to the earth.

I wish to have more time in a day.

by **The Man** Sat Aug 25, 2012 2:17 am

Granted, but the day becomes endless and time loses all meaning with the sun only shining forever.

I wish that the Xbox 720 would come out now!

by **RAW Watchguard** Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:34 pm

Granted, however, upon getting it, it catches on fire.

I wish I had a pet dove.

by **The Man** Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:49 am

Granted, but the dove flies away as soon as you receive it.

I wish I had sufficient funds to build my own computer.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:04 pm

Granted. You do not, however, have the knowledge to do so.

I wish to not be tired.

by **The Man** Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:50 am

But I do have the knowledge.... Razz

Well, but you've already asked that so it is INVALID AND DENIED! Razz

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:26 pm

Once you get the parts you won't! Razz

... And your wish is? *Nudge nudge*

by **The Man** Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:55 am

I've watched all the instructional videos and read up on all the parts. I've done my research. I just need the cash. Razz

I wish I had a yummy fish on a sandwich for dinner. Razz

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:36 pm

Granted. It's poisoned though.

I wish for my hands to not be cold so often.

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