Re: Corrupt A Wish!!

by **MinifigDesigner** Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:04 am

Granted, but the revelation leaves you blind.

I wish for a prosperous summer.

by **cBm** Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:29 am

Granted, then you die immediately preceding the conclusion of summer.

I wish for a hug.

by **MinifigDesigner** Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:17 pm

Granted, but its by a bear and your body is squashed.

I wish for a new book.

by **Ackbar** Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:44 pm

Here you go!

*hands you the entire deluxe exition twilight saga*

HAVE FUN MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish my evil laugh was better.

by **MinifigDesigner** Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:46 am

Granted, but your constant obligatory evil coughing kills you. Razz

I wish for an art tablet.

by **Ackbar** Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:16 am

Granted, but it is literally made of bees.

I wish I was back at the top of the top posters this month list. ;-;

by **MinifigDesigner** Wed Jun 11, 2014 11:39 am

Granted, I steal that spot back. Razz

I wish I was a little less helpless.

by **cBm** Thu Jun 12, 2014 3:20 am

Granted. Now you can help yourself with picking your own nose.

I wish for more confidence.

by **MinifigDesigner** Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:20 pm

Granted, you now have other issues though.

I wish for more reading stamina (Good grief I'm only on the 5th Act...)

by **Zyph** Sun Jun 22, 2014 3:55 pm

Instead you eat a cookie

I wish I could stop yawning.

by **MinifigDesigner** Sun Jun 22, 2014 7:44 pm

Granted, you now start coughing. Razz

I wish for something entertaining.

by **cBm** Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:24 pm

Granted, a headless chicken begins to run around your house.

I wish the forum was more active. Sad

by **Ackbar** Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:42 pm

Granted, nicholas cage makes a bunch of different users on here and roleplays with himself. Forever.

I wish for some home made apple pie

by **MinifigDesigner** Sat Jul 05, 2014 10:51 pm

Granted, and it is absolutely delicious. Except you get a stomach ache afterwards.

I wish for a sword.

by **Ackbar** Mon Jul 07, 2014 1:01 pm

Granted. It is then used by the usurper of the throne of the land of unreasonably large amounts of fire (after wyatt escaped) to destroy the king of the land of the far north and slightly to the right.

I wish I could get my braces off already.

by **MinifigDesigner** Wed Jul 09, 2014 2:38 am

Granted, you now also have to get your wisdom teeth removed. And the dentistry is out of numbing utilities. >:3

I wish for life to not be such a cruel parody of itself. Razz

by **Ackbar** Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:54 pm

Granted. Life is now a cruel parody of cheesy romantic comedy movies.

I wish for more humor.

by **MinifigDesigner** Fri Jul 11, 2014 11:17 am

Granted, it's a load of puns.

I wish for some waffles.

by **John Stamos** Sat Aug 02, 2014 5:14 pm

Granted, but those waffles are injected with deadly poison and you die within a second of eating them.
I wish for John Stamos' autograph.

by **MinifigDesigner** Fri Aug 08, 2014 3:01 pm

Granted, but a crazed fan steals it from you.

I wish for...the wish that will pierce the heavens!!

by **John Stamos** Fri Aug 08, 2014 6:31 pm

The heavens are pierced but debris falls from the heavens and crushes you.
I WISH FOR JOHN STAMOS' DNA!

by **cBm** Sat Oct 04, 2014 8:19 pm

Granted. The DNA overtakes you, and then begins to duplicate itself repeatedly until there is an army of John Stamoses that take over the world.

I wish to be rich and famous.

by **MinifigDesigner** Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:47 am

Granted, but your greed over takes you, and you lose it all in a risky bet. The fame is too much, and your life is no longer private.

I wish for a pencil.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:56 pm

Granted. Some joker then, makes it, um, disappear.

I wish for my school to be done faster.

by **MinifigDesigner** Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:53 pm

Granted, but you miss out on all of the precious moments that meant something to you.

I wish for a napkin.

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