Re: Corrupt A Wish!!

by **MinifigDesigner** Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:52 am

Granted, your hands hurt.

I wish to find some sort of Thranduil costume.

by **Zyph** Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:26 pm

You do but its for little children

I wish I could do something awesome

by **cBm** Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:45 pm

Granted, it's awesomely horrible.

I wish to be a famous author.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Wed Jan 08, 2014 2:44 am

Granted. You write the books that are hailed as the next Twilight books!

I wish that my earbuds fit completely perfectly.

by **Private Pybun** Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:16 am

Granted, but they stop producing any sound whatsoever:(

I wish people would stop being retarded *cough https://www.change.org/petitions/united-states-congress-make-the-doge-meme-illegal-in-all-forms cough*

by **cBm** Sun Jan 12, 2014 11:25 am

@JJ: At least I still got money. Razz

Granted. Now everyone is a thousand times more intelligent than you, and you are seen as the mentally inefficient one.

I wish for better headphones.

by **Ackbar** Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:48 pm

@cb

Granted. Your new headphones are uncomfortable, have bad sound, and fade and fizz out every couple of minutes. They are made by the company "better"

by **cBm** Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:42 pm

I shall take Wyatt's wish since he did not make one.

I wish for my throat to stop hurting.

by **Ackbar** Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:54 pm

The Awesome One wrote:I shall take Wyatt's wish since he did not make one.

I wish for my throat to stop hurting.

Granted *cuts off your head*

I wish for good, well baked, crispy, bacon.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:53 am

Granted. The bacon is made by cannibals. You happen to be the pork substitute.

I wish to be able to figure out what I was going to say instantly.

by **cBm** Fri Feb 07, 2014 2:54 pm

Granted, you know the exact words to say for any situation.
Problem is, you're mute.

I wish to know what I need to do to get myself to stop screwing things up.

by **Ackbar** Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:15 pm

The Awesome One wrote:Granted, you know the exact words to say for any situation.
Problem is, you're mute.

I wish to know what I need to do to get myself to stop screwing things up.

Granted. Here is a sense of gravity, so you can screw screws in whichever way they need to be.

I wish for a time machine.

by **cBm** Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:16 am

Granted. It only works once, and you get trapped in whatever is the objectively worst time in all of history.

I wish to stop going crazy.

by **Ackbar** Sat Feb 08, 2014 8:33 am

The Awesome One wrote:Granted. It only works once, and you get trapped in whatever is the objectively worst time in all of history.

I wish to stop going crazy.

Too bad. Here's a laser. Razz

just kidding.

Granted. You are now not crazy, and everybody else is.

I wish for pure zirconium.

by **cBm** Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:50 pm

Granted. Then you lose it instantaneously.

I wish to be a famous and financially successful author

by **Ackbar** Sat Feb 15, 2014 10:06 am

The Awesome One wrote:Granted. Then you lose it instantaneously.

I wish to be a famous and financially successful author

.;-; my zirconium.....

Anyways. Granted, but only after youre dead will your books become famous. For about two months.

by **MinifigDesigner** Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:49 am

Wyatt, make a wish. D:<

by **Zyph** Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:44 pm

I make a wish instead

i wish folks were on chat.

by **Ackbar** Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:22 pm

Zyph wrote:I make a wish instead

i wish folks were on chat.

Too bad. Everyones online, but you miss it and they all leave again. Razz

I wish flushy would let me eat his best donuts.

by **MinifigDesigner** Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:24 pm

There's not even a chance of that happening. Flushy rejects your wish. Razz

I wish for glorious lotr or pokemon stickers. ;-;

by **Ackbar** Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:21 pm

MinifigDesigner wrote:There's not even a chance of that happening. Flushy rejects your wish.

I wish for glorious lotr or pokemon stickers. ;-;

Granted. Here is the 2014 "I ship it" special edition pokemon/lotr stickers. Glorious indeed.

I wish for it was summer already.

by **MinifigDesigner** Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:48 pm

Oh God no ;O;

Granted, but the temperatures get so hot you get heat stroke.

I wish for motivation.

by **Ackbar** Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:58 pm

MinifigDesigner wrote:Oh God no ;O;

Granted, but the temperatures get so hot you get heat stroke.

I wish for motivation.

Okay, but uh, why do you want that song? Suspect

I am a terrible person.

I wish I could do a better nick cage impression.

by **RAW Watchguard** Fri May 09, 2014 8:55 am

Granted, but then you get stung to death by bees.

I wish I could make a better James Earl Jones impression.

by **cBm** Mon May 26, 2014 10:23 pm

Granted, then you are forced to reinact the infamous scene from the Lion King.

Spoiler:

I wish I knew how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.

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