Corrupt A Wish!!

Granted. You can now draw like professional wrestler Hulk Hogan.... Who sucks at drawing. But, hes still a professional.

I wish for today to go well.

Granted. The day goes wonderfully. However, exactly at midnight you are murdered slowly and painfully.

I wish to be caught up on school

Oh crap, today really did go wonderfully... Im gonna die tonight...

Granted. You get caught up and stuck in a fishing net, and hang on top of a school building.

I wish for me not to die tonight.

Granted. You'll die a slow, and agonizingly painful death... Tomorrow. At 1:00 AM. Sharp. No pun intended.

I wish for the Gungan HQ on the LMB roleplays TO GO AWAY.

Granted. It goes away... and somehow becomes it own separate forum.

I wish for me to not die at all in the next 50 years.

granted.... instead you get beat up every day for 50 years then you die...


i wish for the sunburns to go away...

Granted, instead you get cancer.

I wish to not get beaten up, and still not die.

Granted. You are slowly roasted over a blazing fire. And for some reason it doesn't kill you, so the roasting continues. (Take THAT for doing TWO wishes... )

I wish to find the entrance to the secret passage I'm looking for in Descent.

granted. you find out it doesn't work.

i wish to be aboard SpaceX dragon. muahahah. you have to do research!

Granted, then it blows up, with you still on it.

I wish to not be roasted over a fire, and still live.

Granted. You are stoned for eternity... With red hot stones.

I wish for cBm to GIVE IT UP ALREADY.

Granted, but Phillip decides to keep going.

I wish to not be stoned for eternity with red hot stones.

granted, but you are stoned with blue cold stones.

I wish that I had a system which automatically plays music according to one's mood!

Granted, but it malfunctions, and always plays sad music, and you become incredibly depressed.

.... Im okay with the blue stones. Plus, you never said i had to be stoned for all eternity, so i will assume it will happen only once so... I'm good.

I wish for a partner to work out with that i like.

Granted. He goes insane and tortures you to death.

I wish to be immune to depression.

granted. but your body has a probplem with the immunity changes and you are paralyzed.

i wish to never be aboard a ship that sinks.

Granted. Its a spaceship, and it never sinks. It does however, leak massively, and everyone on board is asphyxiated.

I wish for faster perception time.

Granted, but you are paralyzed from the shoulders down.

I wish for my partner to not torture me to death.

Granted. Your enemy tortures you and your partner to death.

I wish for dessert to be healthy, yet still taste the same.

Granted, but you never get to eat dessert for the rest of your life.

I don't have any enemies, so I'm good.

I wish for gold.

Granted, said gold falls on you in a most un-pleasant manner.

I wish for a giant woollen letter T.

Granted. You're inside of it, and can't breathe though.

I wish for my planned backstab to still somehow work.

granted, but then you forget the plan.

i wish for a faster computer.

Granted. THen 2 weeks later, it blows up.

I wish for my ear to stop itching.

Granted. Now, the inside of your eyeball is itching like crazy.

I wish for my headache to vanish.