Re: Corrupt A Wish!!

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Sat May 19, 2012 10:25 pm

Granted. You then break your neck, and are paralyzed for life.

I wish to stop getting sunburns.

by **cBm** Sun May 20, 2012 12:07 am

Granted. Instead, you get cancer.

I wish for a fountain.

by **j1a1x1** Sun May 20, 2012 2:24 pm

granted...it is an mud fountain...

i wish for more days like this one...

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Sun May 20, 2012 3:00 pm

Granted. However, today turns terrible and awful.

I wish for my ear to stop feeling odd.

by **cBm** Sun May 20, 2012 9:54 pm

Granted, it falls off, and you no longer have any feeling in your ear.

I wish for an empty water bottle.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Sun May 20, 2012 10:11 pm

Granted. Its glass, and it falls from the sky, and breaks on your head, causing you major injuries.

I wish for my jaw to go back to normal...

by **cBm** Sun May 20, 2012 10:17 pm

Granted. Then you arms get deformed, and you can no longer use them.

I wish i could make myself get my chores done. right now,

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Sun May 20, 2012 11:39 pm

Granted. You are no eternally doing chores, never to cease doing them.

I wish to not ever have problems with insomnia.

by **cBm** Mon May 21, 2012 12:26 am

Granted. You now sleep for all eternity.

I wish for a goat.

by **ApplesApplesApples** Mon May 21, 2012 5:04 am

granted. it is dead.

i wish for me to win tommorow's school talent sharing.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Mon May 21, 2012 2:11 pm

Granted. However, you are then found guilty of cheating, and are disqualified, and everyone hates you.

I wish for all my colds to not last as long.

by **cBm** Mon May 21, 2012 2:26 pm

Granted, but now any other disease or sickness you get lasts twice as long.

I wish for it to be less hot.

by **j1a1x1** Mon May 21, 2012 7:30 pm

granted...we have another ice age...

i wish to go swimming soon

by **cBm** Mon May 21, 2012 9:05 pm

Granted, you go swimming for 10 minutes, then after that you never go swimming again the rest of your life.

I wish for more energy.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Mon May 21, 2012 9:12 pm

Granted. The energy comes in the form of being repeatedly struck by lightning.

I wish for my soccer team to consistently play its best.

by **cBm** Mon May 21, 2012 9:17 pm

Granted. They play video games better than ever before. They still suck at soccer though. Razz

I wish for some work out equipment.

Hey JJ, you got the Glitch again?

by **ApplesApplesApples** Wed May 23, 2012 5:32 am

granted. it is broken.

i wish to be in space without dying.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Wed May 23, 2012 12:43 pm

Granted. You fall into a Black Hole.

I wish to be in excellent physical and mental condition.

by **cBm** Wed May 23, 2012 2:58 pm

Granted, but you are in horrible Emotional condition, and are depressed, and dont want to do anything.

I wish for a donut.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Wed May 23, 2012 8:05 pm

Granted. You have it in your hands, and are about to take a bite, when Flushy charges up, grabs it, eats it, and then beats you to a miserable pulp for stealing his donut.

I wish for my soccer game to be rescheduled

by **cBm** Wed May 23, 2012 8:06 pm

Granted. It is rescheduled to February 30th. Razz

I wish for money.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Wed May 23, 2012 10:57 pm

Granted. You now have a dollar... In Zimbabwe money.

I wish to not need to sleep.

by **cBm** Wed May 23, 2012 11:07 pm

Granted. Instead, you are paralyzed for a whole year, every 5 years, which makes up for the lack of sleep.

I wish for a better physical condition.

by **ApplesApplesApples** Thu May 24, 2012 6:03 am

granted. but suddenly you are paralyzed completely.

i wish for my feet to stop hurting after the 2 meter jump i made without shoes.

by **RAW Watchguard** Thu May 24, 2012 6:32 am

But Donald... you have no feet! And so Donald had no feet. SEE? *Kaboom*

I wish I knew how to draw like a professional.

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