Would You Rather?

That's a tuffy.... Pass.


WYR be friends with a horse or Gargoyle?

Horse. I'm not very fond of...gargoyles.

WYR be normal person, or perfect?

No such thing as normal and no one is perfect so... I donno

WYR be called a moron or weird?

Weird. I'm pretty weird already anyway.

Would you rather be a duck or a goose?

Goose. Geese are more dangerous

WYR be a coal minor of gold minor?

Gold Miner.

Would you rather go insane, or go normal?

There's really no strong definitive definiton of "normal" and "insanity"; just the barriers we set between them. So... neither? Well, that's debatable to absolutely all extents.

Would you rather be Stalin or Hitler?

Stalin, because if the entire world hates me either way, I'd at least like to have a stylish moustache.

Would you rather never hear a human talk again or never hear any sounds save human speech?

Live among the gorillas.

Would you rather live among the gorillas or the apes?

'rillas.

Would you rather eat an entire pineapple or an entire watermelon?

Watermelons. Pineapples contain a enzym that can dissolve human flesh ,_,

Would you rather have a golden ape or a silver ape?

I would have a bronze ape, simply because I could say I rustled its jimmies.

Would you rather be a Street Shark or a Go-Bot?

Street Shark?

Would you rather be a noble, or a king?

A noble.

Would you rather go to the moon, or to Mars?

Moon. Less expensive.

Would you rather be sat on by an elephant or a whale?

Given that whales can't sit in any way, shape, or form, I'll need to go with a whale.

Would you rather have the internet, minus games, or just games, and no internet?

Mmmmmmm, depends. Games are awesome? Games.

If not, then Internet.

Would you rather live in a small town, or big city?

Small town. I don't like my dad yelling about firebombing malls because they're a bunch of "minority kids running around in circles swearing", kthx.

Would you rather have to face the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse in an arm-rustling match (simultaneously) or have to clean ape diapers as a career?

Probably the Horsemen, at least that would be fun.

Would you rather be a guy with a boring office job or a guy who spends all the money he gets from begging on scratch cards, with the probability of winning lotsa muny?

Hmmm, office job. I'D MAKE IT FUN.

Would you rather walk a tightrope, or jump off a plane?

Tightrope, you never said it had to be more than an inch off the ground.

Would you rather never have to sleep again, or never have to eat again?

Mmmm, sleep again. This was tough, I like both.

Would you rather be immune to all diseases and illnesses, or be invulnerable to all physical injury?

diseases and illnesses, assuming that includes stuff like cancer and such.

Would you rather never get to play video games again, or never watch any form of television or movies again.

Never play video games again

Would you rather get bit by a snake or stung by a jelly fish?

Depends on the type of snake and the type of jellyfish, really. However, if it's the least venomous snake vs. the least venomous jellyfish, I'd probably choose the Jelly fish.

Would you rather have 3 arms, or 2 heads? (Neither of the new appendages actually work or serve any use, they just hang their, lifeless.)