Twisted

From the depths of my craziness, a game has arisen. The basics are this. One person makes a statement, the next makes a plot twist out of it, the next person makes a plot twist out of the plot twist, and so on until you run out of plot twists. The next person makes a statement, and the game begins anew.

LET US BEGIN MUWAHAHAHAHA



Hey look! A chair with a cat on it!

Plot Twist: The chair is really the cat's dead owner.

Plot twist!

The dead owner is an android sent from the future.

Plot Twist: The cat was the one who created the futuristic android.

Plot twist! The cat is a disgruntled employee of a sausage factory attempting to use said android to take revenge. The cats plan failed, and its coworkers escaped unharmed. A large pipe fell from the ceiling and struck the android, destroying it permanently. But the cat will try again. Oh yes. Oh yes it shall.

Plot Twist: The owner of the sausage factory is M. Night Shamalayan.

Plot twist, the sausage factory IS M. Night Shamalayan.

Plot Twist: The factory/M. Night Shamalayan had a huge explosion afterwards, which led to massive brain-loss, which resulted in what we now know as The Last Airbender movie.

Plot twist, the last airbender movie's staff writers were all clones of nicholas cage. Being controlled by M Night Shamalayan through, double plot twist, ideas inserted into their heads via Inception.

Oh my goodness. Its Nicholas cage riding a dvd copy of national treasure into the sunset.

Plot Twist: Nicholas Cage was the actual treasure all along.

Plot twist, the copy of national treasure is a modern day trojan horse containing thousands upon thousands of ponies.

Plot twist: The ponies are only a figment of Nicholas Cage's imagination.

Plot twist, everything is a figment of nicholas cage's imagination.

Plot Twist: Nicholas Cage is a figment of Nicholas Cage's imagination.

Plot twist, nicholas cage's imagination is directed by michael bay.

New statement (To get this going again):

George Lucas prepares to give a speech to the entire world, stating that what he is about to say has significant importance to the whole planet.

Plot twist: George announces that he was actually writing/directing Star Wars Episode VII this whole time, not J.J. Abrams.

Plot twist: He also states that he is actually an alien, and that Star Wars is actually a historical documentary.

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