Corrupt A Wish!!

Granted. Then the death star blows it up.

I wish for a kangaroo.

Granted, the kangaroo is sentient and talks excessively about it's fashion sense and how you lack such a sense

I wish for a bowl of socks

Granted. They are really stinky socks, and no matter how much you wash them, they always stink.

I wish for a Gatorade to drink.

Granted, it was first opened 10 years ago

I wish for a glass of water

granted. it is dirty...

i wish for alemas to stop hating mods.

Granted. He becomes one and starts/continues hating you.

I wish for Star Wars: Battlefront 3 to be made.

Granted, it is made, but the company goes bankrupt seconds after it is complete, and it is never released to the public.

I wish for it to be less hot.

Granted. The temperature drops to one degree Kalvin.

I wish for an amazing T rated RPG to be made, that's available for PC.

granted...but your computer will not suport it...and then your dog eats all copies created and they quit making it...

i wish for a hot dog

Granted. You choke on it and die.

I wish to never get the dog that Jax thinks I have.

Granted. You get a werecat instead. *Wait, that might be a good thing... whatever)

I wish for a rubber band.

Granted. Its anti-matter, and blows up in your face, killing you.

I wish for affordable Virtual Reality.

granted...then then your dog eats all pf your money so you can't buy it anyways

i wish for a fish

Granted, it is an air-shark and will inhabit your house for the rest of time

I wish that we would discover the Charon Relay (Mass Effect Relay near Pluto)

granted. we discover its just a hoax by aliens.

i wish for me to be awesoem at this wierd korean card game everyone at school plays.

Granted, you are so good nobody wants to play with you and you go into a spiralling depression. You try to find piece of mind in space but soon find it to be dull and empty, your depression is amplified. Now you are the most depressed person in the world, everything you do ends up in sadness, it seems. You slowly relax into a vegetative state on your sofa until the whole world forgets about you.

I wish to go back to yesterday

granted. i go with you and i accidentally strangle you.

Donald? Your wish?

oops.

i wish to own all lego bricks in the world.

Granted, but they are all melted on the journey to your house

I wish for a new tooth brush

granted....its the one your mom uses to clean toilet with...

i wish for the worst day ever

granted. wait.. ok, then,

i wish for a new Nerf gun.

Granted. Its stolen.

I wish for Freespace 3 to be made.

Granted, you get three empty rooms for free

I wish for a friendly bear

granted. he is so friendly he drives you crazy, and youre depresed.

i wish i was king of the world.