Re: Corrupt A Wish!!

by **The Man** Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:32 pm

Granted, but your feet become cold all the time.

I wish I was a Tiger. Razz

by **ApplesApplesApples** Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:38 pm

granted, but a helicopter falls on your head.

I wish to be able to listen to gangnam style in class while still being able to pay attention to the teacher.

by **The Man** Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:39 pm

Granted, but your teacher only speaks nonsense to you while corrupting your brain slowly until you are a turnip.

I wish I had two dollars.

by **RAW Watchguard** Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:25 pm

Granted, you get two Zimbabweabean dollars.

I wish I had two dollars for every two dollars I said two dollars.

by **ApplesApplesApples** Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:03 am

Granted, however you get nothing because that makes absolutely no sense, so u get nothing

I wish to have a higher power level.

by **The Man** Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:14 am

Granted. But, your stamina level goes to zero making you unable to use your power.

I wish I could go to the moon!

by **cBm** Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:16 pm

Granted, but you die because you can't breath there.

I wish this forum was more active.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:39 am

Granted. You can't keep track of it anymore, and it gets taken away from you.

I wish to have less school to do.

by **ApplesApplesApples** Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:19 am

Granted, but instead you have to write school textbooks.

I wish I was better at building LEGO supercars.

by **Private Pybun** Sat Nov 17, 2012 9:16 am

Granted, but you spontaniously combust while building.

I wish I was the CEO of Aston Martin.

by **ApplesApplesApples** Sat Nov 17, 2012 7:11 pm

Granted, but the company goes bankrupt the day before you take office.

I wish the weekends were longer.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:40 pm

Granted. Weekends are now two days longer... But week days, when you have school are now four days longer.

I wish that I could write better characters.

by **cBm** Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:15 pm

Granted, but then your work gets stolen, and you get no credit.

I wish for Eggnog.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:34 pm

Granted. It is thrown in a glass container, which shatters on your face. Enjoy. Razz

I wish to be able to write faster

by **cBm** Fri Nov 23, 2012 6:18 pm

Granted, you write so fast that you start a fire, and your house burns down. Razz

I wish for something to eat.

by **ApplesApplesApples** Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:05 pm

Granted, however it is only pumpkins and all knives are taken away from you.

I wish I had scored higher in the school swim meet.

by **RAW Watchguard** Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:32 pm

Granted, however you drown before anyone notices.

Man I wish Merasmus was around to see this mmmmmagical turn of events!

by **cBm** Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:43 pm

Granted, then he kills you.

I wish you guys would post more. Razz

by **ApplesApplesApples** Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:47 am

Granted, but then the forum is hacked.

I wish I had more time to post on here. Razz

by **RAW Watchguard** Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:36 pm

Granted, but then you spam, and then get banned.

The End

I wish the moon was made out of cheese.

by **The Not-so-Evil Overlord** Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:38 pm

Granted. It spoils.

I wish to be caught up on school entirely.

by **cBm** Tue Jan 29, 2013 8:31 pm

Granted, but then a Zombie apocalypse beings, making your accomplishment almost completely worthless.

I wish for food.

by **DJ BronyPlan** Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:06 pm

It's poisoned.

I wish for something that has no bad effects to it.

by **cBm** Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:01 am

Granted, you get a toothbrush.

I wish for a toothbrush.

by **Private Pybun** Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:27 am

Granted, but your teeth fall out before you get to use it.

I wish for a McLaren P1.

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